The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book
Mitchell, Kevin M
The Musician's Ultimate Joke Book: Over 500 One-Liners, Quips, Jokes and Tall Tales
This book is the perfect resource for program notes, concert spiels, to kill time while the bass player tunes up, or just for fun! This most complete collection of humor about and for musicians includes one-liners and jokes ranging from Chopin to Lennon, Gillespie to Presley. A must-have for every band director, music teacher, classical musician, jazz performer, cover band leader, accordion player, and person who knows an accordion player but doesn't like to admit it.
Paperback, 122 pages.
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